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All Tags Hearthstone 202 copypastas Classic 142 copypastas League of Legends 133 copypastas Overwatch 61 copypastas sellout 44 copypastas salty 41 copypastas MODS 32 copypastas From: All time 4987 twitchquotes: O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA March 2016 Classic Share Tweet 4977 twitchquotes: UNROLL THE TADPOLE OSFrog UNCLOG THE FROG OSFrog UNLOAD THE TOAD OSFrog UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT OSFrog UNSTICK THE LICK OSFrog UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN OSFrog UNMUTE THE NEWT OSFrog UNBENCH THE KENCH OSFrog PERMIT THE KERMIT OSFrog DEFOG THE POLLIWOG OSFrog September 2015 imaqtpie League of Legends Classic Share Tweet (ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง 3257 twitchquotes: Jebaited KAPPA OUTDATED Jebaited POGCHAMP OVERRATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE JEBAITED Jebaited September 2016 Classic Share Tweet 3588 twitchquotes: Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America. October 2014 Riot Games Classic EU vs NA salty Share Tweet 3534 twitchquotes: EleGiggle MY BELLY IS HUGE EleGiggle MY BRAIN HAS DELAY EleGiggle YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT EleGiggle I'M FROM NA. EleGiggle February 2016 Classic EU vs NA Share Tweet 3489 twitchquotes: ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣ April 2015 Classic Share Tweet 3196 twitchquotes: PogChamp PogChamp HOLD CTRL AND TYPE "WTF" FOR ℱ𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓦𝓣ℱ PogChamp PogChamp April 2016 Classic Share Tweet (ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง 3211 twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜◯ ͡°) ＣＬＯＷＮ ＦＩＥＳＴＡ ( ͡° ͜◯ ͡°) June 2015 Forsen Share Tweet 1624 twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— imGlitch You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!———————————————————————— January 2017 Classic Share Tweet 2832 twitchquotes: OpieOP EU is so ba... OpieOP wait let me take a breath OpieOP EU is s... OpieOP i need to take another one OpieOP fk give me another burger OpieOP April 2016 ESL CSGO Classic EU vs NA Share Tweet 2887 twitchquotes: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit September 2015 Classic Emoji Pasta Share Tweet 2731 VoHiYo only real WEEB can build this perfect pyramid VoHiYo VoHiYo . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! VoHiYo VoHiYo VoHiYo And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! VoHiYo VoHiYo VoHiYo VoHiYo June 2016 Weebs Classic Share Tweet 2888 twitchquotes: 4Head [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Look subs, I have more money than you 4Head July 2015 Classic plebs vs subs Share Tweet 2325 twitchquotes: My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan September 2016 Kripp Classic Share Tweet (ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง 2862 twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. August 2015 I sexually Identify as Share Tweet 2766 twitchquotes: VoHiYo THATS VoHiYo THE VoHiYo WRONG VoHiYo HOLE VoHiYo ONII-CHAN VoHiYo KYAAAAH VoHiYo March 2016 Weebs Classic Share Tweet 2789 twitchquotes: High in orbit, the Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth. They prepare to enslave the world and mine it for all its salt, but the scanners detect an abnormally high concentration inside a tiny shack in Greece. The invasion won't be necessary. "Lock onto him with the RNG disruptor," says the captain, greedily. "Soon we shall have all the salt we need." February 2015 Kripp Classic salty Share Tweet 2843 twitchquotes: MingLee I MingLee KNOW MingLee WHEN MingLee THAT MingLee HOTLINE MingLee MING MingLee THAT MingLee CAN MingLee ONLY MingLee MING MingLee ONE MingLee LEE MingLee YOU MingLee USED MingLee TO MingLee MingLee CALL MingLee ME MingLee ON MingLee MY MingLee CELLPHONE MingLee November 2015 Classic Share Tweet 810 twitchquotes: Hey Moon, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the cursing but can you please stop feeding? I don't want my son to learn how to suck at video games February 2017 MOONMOON Classic Overwatch Share Tweet (ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง 2693 twitchquotes: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) July 2015 Classic Share Tweet « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 112 113 » TwitchQuotes Latest Copypastas Popular Copypastas Search Copypastas ASCII Art Twitch Chat Emoticons Copypasta Builder Contact Us Copyright 2016 © TwitchQuotes. All rights reserved. 4 Posted byu/NewEnglandball 5 months ago The definition of Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch /ɬanˌvair puɬˈɡwɨ̞nɡɨ̞ɬ/ A town on Wales, on the island of Anglesey, which is famous about its extremely long, and hard-to-pronounce (unpronouncable) name. The name has 58 characters, making it the longest place name in Europe. Saint Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel Near to the Rapid Whirlpool of Llantysilio of the Red Cave. Origins WELSH Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch | | | / ENGLISH Saint Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel Near to the Rapid Whirlpool of Llantysilio of the Red Cave English, from the Welsh language; Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch. P.S: I guess you could say this is like styled in teh Google Dictionary, actually, it is. No need to credit me if you want to use. Comment Share Save 7 Posted byu/Ajinoxx 5 months ago black and brown people The population of the planet has exploded since 1960 when it was only 3 billion to 7.5 billion today, and most of those 'new' people are black or brown, not white. And they live in grotesqely overpopulated desert dung-hole, and they will now be coming to America to take the rest of Native American lands - because they are coming by the billions and will breed like mindless rates when they get here,destroting this continet same as they destroyed their homelands. By comparison, Europe is still a place of forest and grasslands, becasue Europeans, and whites in America, have controlled their populations. If we do not work together to STOP all future immigration to America, those billions and billions and billions of black and brown people wil come here and obliterate this entire continent. WAKE UP !!! Comment Share Save 10 Posted byu/ritoplzcarryme 6 months ago An interesting title Sorry to hear about your small penis. A real man doesn't need a fucking assault rifle to feel safe. Only a frightened little bunny rabbit. The world is just fine without every dickless pussy owning an assault rifle because they think it will make them safe from boogey men. Who do you think US soldiers work for? So if your imaginary nazi's take over the US gov't or whatever horseshit you saw on Faux noise, who exactly do you think is going to be enforcing their policies? Are they going to outsource it to India or something? Walk me through your logic here sherlock. 1 Comment Share Save 5 Posted byu/costerfinstaman 6 months ago High IQ Footloose To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Footloose. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of middle-class America most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Ren's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Kenny Loggins, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Footloose truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ren's existential catchphrase " I'm Free!" Which itself is a cryptic reference to the Founding Fathers American epic Bill of Rights. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kevin Bacon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, I DO have a Footloose tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the dancers' eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personal kid 😎 Comment Share Save 2 Posted byu/costerfinstaman 6 months ago Iowa State As you begin your college search, we are looking forward to sending you information about Iowa State and your future. As you go through these remaining years before your senior year of high school we want to be a resource in discussing your college options For now, the decals on the front of this postcard are removable and we hope you'll use them to brighten up your phone, laptop, tablet, etc. with some Cyclone spirit. And, you can always learn more about Iowa State by visiting iastate.edu. Go Cyclones! Comment Share Save 8 Posted byu/edy45 6 months ago You are surch a darn hypocrite. You are such a darn hypocrite. You think calling others gay is cool, nice, and wholesome? Guess again, faggot. Calling people gay is mean, and when you call other people gay, why don’t you look at yourself in the mirror. You are the true gay one. You are the faggot that everybody hates. Now why don’t you move along, and waltz over to Stonewall. The faggot bar where you belong. I am not gay, we are not gay, YOU are gay. Fuck off, before I make you regret it, you Gook queer. 1 Comment Share Save 8 Posted byu/ostermanb 6 months ago Hot potato This might only work on discord, if it does then you can simply replace the colon-surrounded parts with actual emojis Hot potato hot potato :potato: Hot potato hot potato :potato: Hot potato hot potato, potato, potato potato potato :potato: Cold spaghetti cold spaghetti :spaghetti: Cold spaghetti cold spaghetti :spaghetti: Cold spaghetti cold spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti :spaghetti: OOO cheeky cheeky cheeky OOO cheeky cheeky cheeky Gimme that gimme that gimme that food :yum: OOO cheeky cheeky cheeky OOO cheeky cheeky cheeky Gimme that gimme that gimme that food :yum: Mash banana mash banana :banana: Mash banana mash banana :banana: Mash banana mash banana, banana, banana banana banana :banana: OOO cheeky cheeky cheeky OOO cheeky cheeky cheeky Gimme that gimme that gimme that food :yum: OOO cheeky cheeky cheeky OOO cheeky cheeky cheeky Gimme that gimme that gimme that food :yum: Hot potato hot potato :potato: Hot potato hot potato :potato: Hot potato hot potato, potato, potato potato potato :potato: WOO! Comment Share Save 5 Posted byu/crippledbydepression 6 months ago The emos > the popular kids I remember on the last day of eighth grade, we had a lip sync contest, and all of the popular kids were doing songs by fun and Rihanna and then one of my friends put on a song by fall out boy and all of the emo kids got up and sang and all of the popular kids were staring and making fun of us but it was so amazing, we were singing and dancing, it was so carefree and fun and we didn't care what people thought, and now I can't even look other people in the eyes in public, when did things get so complicated Comment Share Save 6 Posted byu/thepotatoturtle7 6 months ago Video games are a terrible influence on the younger generation. My name is Romona Miller. I am a 31 year old single mother of one – my son Rory, who is 14. As a dedicated mother, the recent uptick in school shootings has me, quite obviously, on edge. Watching Rory go to school each day gives me as much pride as it does dread. And of course, I ask myself the questions that many people are asking right now. Will he be safe? How can he protect himself at school? What more should be done within schools? But for me, none of that is truly the issue. For me, the question I have been asking is why. Why is this happening? And for me, the answer is clear; video games. I know I know, you don’t want to hear it. But please, hear me out. Seeing the direct influence that video games have had on my Steam-addicted child does, I believe, give me the right to have a heavily-weighted opinion on this. Rory was gifted the turn-based strategy game Civilization VI by his father for Christmas of 2016, shortly after it was released. It started off as a casual way to pass time on an evening, and I thought it would be a great way for him to develop his knowledge and critical thinking. It’s not like he was fucking prostitutes and gang-banging with Mexicans on Grand Theft Auto, right? Wrong. Months passed and the influence grew and grew on my Rory. The first red flag that I got was when he requested that he be referred to as President Rory Miller, Leader of the Mongols. Definitely something you don’t expect to hear from your child before bed. It was all downhill from there really. Before I knew it he had installed a flat-top strategy board on the dinner table that he would push military units around on. He would never listen to any of my instructions, instead trying to broker trade deals and open border agreements. Arguments would never end well. He would always threaten to “wipe me off of the face of the map”, and then offer me a hand-written peace agreement hours later when he would try to apologize. I wish I could say that things have got better, but they haven’t. Nowadays he dresses in full military clothing, spends all night researching animal husbandry, and has vowed not to stop until he’s colonized Poland and nuked India. He’s turned the car into a Heavy Chariot and dresses the cat up as a cavalry unit. We also now have a scale model of the Colossus sitting at the end of the garden. Video games are a terrible influence on the younger generation. Am I saying that the school shooter in Florida played video games and decided to go out and kill those poor souls because of that? No. But I have seen first hand the dangers of them. It’s time that the video game industry takes a serious look at what they are producing, and asks themselves if turning the younger generation into school shooters, fascist leaders and Crash Bandicoots is really the way forward. They are evil, and I will be the first to condemn these digital devils at any given opportunity. Comment Share Save 1 Posted byu/pedrobear6773 6 months ago You sick cat person You sickening cat person. You must really wake up every morning thinking you’re living life to the fullest. You’re not. You’re just sick. Comment Share Save 1 Posted byu/thepotatoturtle7 6 months ago I am Commodus, Emperor of Rome. My name is... Caesar Imperator Lucius Aelius Aurelius Antoninus Commodus Augustus Pius Beatus Sarmaticus Maximus Germanicus Maximus Britannicus Maximus, Pax Orbis, Invictus, Romanus Herculaeus, Pontifex Maximus, Patria Patriae, Amazonius Fortunatus, Consul for the Seventh Time, Imperator for the Eighth Time, Tribune for the Eighteenth Time. 1 Comment Share Save 3 Posted byu/vicmoresd 6 months ago This discord dickface its not sad is depressing to see you still care to answer to ridicule me for something as retarded as your own life to see someone buried 6 feet under and this fnaf wannabe thinks life is a joke by the way have you heard of the saying treat people the way you would want to be treated well i got one question have you done that so far you say its funny how i keep talking well news flash its not i have to deal with stuff you have no control over and any second now i can lose that all but as you said AC you don't care am a right so do us all a favor bury yourself alive and stay in that sa whole you call your life cause buddy almost the hole human population is in that hole...waiting...trying to find a way out that goes for you too purple so if you need me I'll be watching watching like a hawk Comment Share Save 3 Posted byu/thecandykingpin 6 months ago Boromir’s been spending too much time with the dm’s girlfriend It's apparent Frodo is being played by the DM's girlfriend. All the signs of favoritism are there. Frodo gets picked to be the Chosen One. At level one he's given not just the epic level artifact, but on top of it all he even gets gifted a substantial amount of money in Bilbo's house. So he's now the heir to Bilbo's fortune, who was obviously the DM's old character. After that it's all about Frodo, the Nazgul at the watchtower attack only him, causing drama centered on Frodo as he's rushed to the elves. Once there he's immediately gifted magic armor and weapons by the DM's old character. In Moria he gets a get out of death free card when the DM suddenly remembers that mithril chain would somehow absorb all the force of the troll's spear, where anybody else would have crushed ribs as well. In the final fight, not one Uruk Hai finds and attacks Frodo, despite the rest of the party being swarmed by them. Now look at poor Boromir. Boromir was the nicest one to Frodo. When Gandalf forgets just because he's a high level fighter with tons of hit points and can survive climbing a mountain without assistance, Boromir points out Frodo's freezing to death. When Gandalf falls to what seems to be his death, again Boromir is there for the Frodo. When Frodo is grieving heavily outside Moria the taskmaster Aragorn wants to keep the party moving to the next encounter, but Boromir wants to give Frodo's player time to roleplay her grief. Finally the DM's had enough. Boromir has to die. The signs start almost immediately. When Galadriel gives out gifts most of the party gets magical weapons or artifacts. Boromir gets a belt. Not even a magical one. Not even important enough to be included in the movie. Sure Gimli gets only three hairs, BUT THAT'S WHAT HE ASKS FOR. Every other member of the party without a magic weapon gets one, except Sam who gets a magic rope which comes in quite useful not to far into the story. So the party gets to Amon Hen, that's when it all comes to a head. Clearly the DM has been talking to his girlfriend because Frodo is suddenly hostile to Boromir, who has been nothing but supportive this entire adventure and been the shoulder to cry on. When the Uruk Hai finally attack, look at how the monsters are paired against the heroes. About half a dozen each head for Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli, while a full three dozen at least make a bee line for Boromir, Merry and Pippin while none go after Frodo and Sam. You've got at least five dozen Uruk Hai and you give two members of the party a pass in the big fight? That reeks of favoritism. So you've got Boromir facing down forty fighting Uruk Hai with Merry and Pippin along side him. Except none of the Uruk Hai go after the hobbits, they all concentrate on Boromir. The hobbits have to forcibly engage the Uruk Hai because none are attacking them, despite taking fire from the hobbits. No, every single one of them go for Boromir. When Boromir wipes out the entire first wave, he blows his horn to let the others know his situation. This also draw all the other Uruk Hai, which for some reason don't attack Aragorn unless he attacks first. All them go straight for Boromir. Finally after Boromir has completely exhausting himself killing more Uruk Hai than the rest of the party combined, then the boss shows up and easily takes down Boromir as he's low on hit points by this time. Seriously Lurtz? Three straight confirmed criticals? Not suspicious at all. Once Boromir is down, Lurtz can't hit Aragorn to save his life. Every attack either misses or Aragorn shakes off easily. The fight takes just long enough for Boromir to bleed out, as Gimli and Legolas are still nowhere to be seen. So the DM gets his wish and kills off the character of the one guy that was nice to the DM's girlfriend. The DM then makes sure nobody else will get a chance to be the next Boromir by sending Sam and Frodo off on a side quest, far away from the rest of the party. Boromir's player quits the game in disgust and the party splinters into three groups. The DM made his life so much more difficult out of sheer jealousy. Comment Share Save 19 Posted byu/JamuZcs 6 months ago Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾) 3 Comments Share Save 8 Posted byu/Buddha_Loves_You 6 months ago White Males no Longer Considered Human by Law For thousands of years, minorities and women have been oppressed by straight Caucasian males. This particular breed of male has proven to be both corrupt and malicious; white cis males have committed the most tremendous atrocities in history, including slavery and genocide. Now, after thousands of years these ancient crimes will finally be answered! Let fly the sweet serenade of justice! Recent legislative action from the United States Congress- the most diverse in history might I add- consisting of 535 transgender black Ashkenazi jewish women- has finally brought the hammer down on these genocidal demihumans. From this day forward, all cis men of caucasian descent with a pigmentary phototype of II or lower are hereby exempt of the freedoms allowed to them by the Bill of Rights. Rejoice! Rise my nonbinary sisters, agender pansexuals, and other abstracts belonging to the list of 12,679 officially recognized genders. We pride in our last hurrah! The end of tyranny itself is upon us! No longer will we be oppressed by their micro-transgressions. No longer will we have our rights usurped by a racially and sexually biased government. No longer will we starve out in the streets due to a corrupt and unequal social system. Forward! Forward! Godspeed to the future! Today marks the end of the oppressor's reign. Today marks the bounty of your struggle. Today marks the beginning of the new order. “Why not coexist?” you ask. Let us not seek common ground with them, their words and opinions will only further poison our society. The very chains they used to bind and persecute us, we will use to burden and punish them. Do not give them another chance to repeat the oppression. Take up arms where your ancestors could not, let their blood be born anew in the purge of righteousness! 1 Comment Share Save 25 Posted byu/GalaXion24 6 months ago I once used Mein Kampf as my chosen book for this huge book report assignment we had to do in highschool. I once used Mein Kampf as my chosen book for this huge book report assignment we had to do in highschool. Let me start by saying that I absolutely adore this book. It is a beautifully written piece of literature filled with emotional struggle and dire consequences. Is this book for the faint of heart... no. But most great things aren’t. It’s so easy to feel for the main character, once you get past the fact that the main character is literally Hitler, and sympathize with his many ups and downs. Sadly though, despite the extremely detailed and well written essay I had presented, my class was filled with a bunch of unappreciative pussies. They didn’t understand Hitlers struggle, and now they didn’t understand my struggle. After that day, I saw just how bad Hitler really had it. I was rejected by my peers and cast aside like I was worthless. I didn’t take an F for failure that day. I took an F for fascism. And one day these diabolical democratic dickheads will feel my Hitler inspired wrath. 2 Comments Share Save 13 Posted byu/boi12344321 6 months ago Found from a fortnite stream im 12 so i am experimenting stuff and i heard every man has tried to suck his own dick so i tried it and it worked... i regret everything Comment Share Save 2 Posted byu/Papa_Smuggles 6 months ago A comment left on my post by a kpop fan Cant rap? Ehhh? Min yoongi Kim Namjoon Jung Hoseok is very respected by so many rappers. And their rapping is faster than your brain cells. Cant understand their lyrics? Read the translated lyrics they have deep meanings its better than your average songs about sex and booze. Doesnt play Minecraft? Eh.... Run Bangtan Episodes!!!!!! Cant dance? Boy are you blind? Lets see you dance to their chreography then! Uses makeup? Pfft. Did you know now a days men wear make up for a photoshoot or on their wedding day? Of course you didnt apprently you been living in a cave for the rest of your life. Gay? Suuureee they are gay! Cause gay is another word for happy look up your damn dictionary fool! LINK: https://web.facebook.com/papasmuggles101/posts/226909111187422?comment_id=227721587772841¬if_id=1519193489242070¬if_t=feed_comment&ref=notif Comment Share Save 18 Posted byu/kikuoite 6 months ago extra! extra read all about it!💦 extra! 🗣 extra! 🗣 read all about it! 😍👸 daddy 👨 just came 5 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 times 😱😱😱 in row!💦💦💦 Local witnesses 👧👩👱‍♀️ say that is was 😰 so scary yet fascinating!😍😍😍💦💦💦💦 mmmm! 👅💦 i bend my little 👸 princess body for daddy! 🙇‍♀️ 🍑 and open my little princess hole to test daddies 👨 theory 🍆🍆🍆! NYAA!~~~~~ 😫😫😫😫🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 it in! 😻 its finally in! time 💯💯 to test daddies 👨 therory 1💦, 2💦,3💦,4💦,w-wait! 😳 5!? 😱😱😱 THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!!!! 🍆🍆🍆 ! happy birthday daddy! 🍑🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦! 5 Comments Share Save 2 Posted byu/BrotherOfHam 6 months ago Quote from Nikola Tesla You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension. 1 Comment Share Save 9 Posted byu/yawnful 6 months ago Attention “evolutionists” The fact that we are born babies and evolve into people is evidence enough to dispel the myth of evolution. If we were born monkeys, then there would be billions of monkeys in the world as there are billions of people. This does not equate. People have called me stupid for expressing my facts, but I am far from stupid. I took an IQ test at my church school, and I scored 95. You cannot get more than 100% and so I am in the top 5% of the smartest people in the world. chew on that disbelievers. Comment Share Save 2 Posted byu/imhereforcopypastas 6 months ago Math 762 by 556 equal 42 there are 42 presidents 4 minus 2 is two I think not because 2 is also the amount of people who act as presidential people and 2 plus 1 is three and that's the amount of sides on a triangle and that means it the illuminati, and it all ties back to KFC because KFC has exactly 3 letters meaning the control the illuminati Which means they control the president's which means our presidents are chickens which is why we never launched but 2 nuclear bomb because if it was three the cover would be blown so therefore all blacks are connected to the illuminati because they all love KFC and watermelon and watermelon is to feed the lizard people inside them controlling them Comment Share Save 11 Posted byu/Daddy_Bingle 6 months ago My new gender This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese-filipino-mexicunt hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra porn naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog with cat penis of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper sonic death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me,assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian 4 Comments Share Save 3 Posted byu/ThatPalmettoGuy 6 months ago 8 ball girlfriend rant you can never let me win at anything. honestly, what kind of a boyfriend are u. u literally sit there laughing and enjoying my pain while i wallow and suffer in my own failure. not one thing. the only time i win is when i grind my teeth and sweet blood to win on my own. u literally sit there and let me lose. do u even care about me? honestly? why are you in a relationship with someone u beat at everything? everything is a literal competition to u. it makes me sick. i'm sick of u. u can't let me win. ONCE. u act all nice and buddy buddy with me but you're really just an opp trying to get me to feel bad about myself. not anymore. this is a war zone. i love u but you're so mean and never let me win at anything so this is the end. from now on i'm never playing a game with u. u make me so sad every time u purposely win to make me sad. okay ur good at 8 ball and quiz up but honestly where's ur mind at? are you going to Harvard? no. Comment Share Save 9 Posted byu/Watson_inc 6 months ago Burger King Foot Lettuce I know someone by the username of u/SageRuby already posted one, but I had already typed out my own so, decide which one you'd like to copy. There difference is mine is bunched together and theirs is in paragraphs, so here ya go. Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus; but as it turns out, that might be what you get! A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16th, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer, and 3 minutes later at 11:58, a link was posted. BK's "tell us about us" online form. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is, he's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace. 1 Comment Share Save COMMUNITY DETAILS r/CopyPastas 2.4k Subscribers 11 Online SUBSCRIBE CREATE POST MODERATORS u/NotApostolate VIEW ALL MODERATORS About Careers Press Advertise Blog Help The Reddit App Reddit Gold Reddit Gifts Content Policy| Privacy Policy User Agreement| Mod Policy © 2018 Reddit, Inc. All rights reserved